favorite sayings/quotes

[hawk97]

post your favorite sayings/quotes here. I was looking for a previous thread about quotes, but couldn't find it so i made a new one.

"People think that it is strange to have a turtle ten thousand miles long and an elephant more than two thousand miles tall, which just shows that the human brain is ill-adapted for thinking and was probably originally designed for cooling the blood. It believes mere size is amazing.
there's nothing amazing about size. Turtles are amazing, and elephants are quite astonishing. The fact that there's a big turtle is far less amazing than the fact that there is a turtle anywhere." - Terry Pratchett

[CommanderCody88]

this part still rocks :P...its a multiple quote with pics..enjoy :P and if u havent seen FMA...I suggest u watch it..cos its awesome..

Roy: You cant say I didnt try to protect the kid...but I dutifully obey my orders..at least until I become Fuhrer and everyone of 'em is obeying me...

lt Hawkeye: Be more discrete about those declarations sir, some would call them treason...

lt. Havoc: She's right chief..its a presumptuous thing to say, you got a deathwish or something?

Roy: Thats a stupid question havoc..I say it because its true, and when I'm fuhrer there will be changes...*whoosh* THAT DAY..ALL FEMALE OFFICERS WILL BE REQUIRED TO WEAR..TINY MINI SKIRTS!!!..


lt. Hawkeye: O.o..sigh...

lt. Havoc..*in awe, nosebleed, sigarette drops..*

lt. Havoc:You're a miracle Mustang, I'll follow you for the rest of my life

Roy: yes!

or just utube it

YouTube - Greatest FMA clip ever

[wOopEr]

From "The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy"

Arthur: You know, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.
Ford: Why, what did she tell you?
Arthur: I don't know, I didn't listen.

[CommanderCody88]

Originally Posted by wOopEr

From "The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy"

Arthur: You know, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.
Ford: Why, what did she tell you?
Arthur: I don't know, I didn't listen.

whahha XD omfg...that made me lol big time :P