Game: Corrupt a Wish

[Zeno]

Granted but you get the strength of 10 anorexic old women

I wish the site would get a million hits a day and every member would donate 100$ everyday and that money went straight to my bank account and nothing ever happened to/in the bank

[gumbogir]

nothing happens to it in your bank account
but ur bank account explodes
i wish i could type 120 words a minute

[Zeno]

Wish Granted but you type so fast that all your fingers and your keyboard break

I wish I could control time

[shinigami]

Granted, but not until you are 90 years old and an invalid.

I wish I had Yakuza friends.

[gumbogir]

granted, u are low i nthe chain of gangs
and they attack u cuz u didnt do a job right
i wish i had a ds

[xr4idenx]

granted but the ds that u got was already broken when got it
i wish i had no school for the rest of my life.

[gumbogir]

u have no education and no job. then u become homeless
i wish i had apple juice

[shinigami]

Granted, but it's in a bottle with no opening.

I wish I had more coffee...

[ghokou]

granted, but you don't have any cup or glass that you have to drink everything straight from the Coffee Maker

i wish winter is over so i don't have to walk in 19F temp

[Zeno]

Granted but now you have to walk in 200F temp

I wish I was a genius like no other