I got owned, and I'm still crying like a b****

[Pineappledishwasher]

My worst nightmare became reality. Or almost.


My dad f*'**** woke me up about an hour ago /3 AM/ asking me with his big dissappointed eyes if I smoked marijuana, with a phone in his hand. I was in complete shock, I didn't think straight as I just fucking woke up. I only said, "ME!? F*** no!" Then my dad continues to talk to the Police on the phone, and defending me and shit. Then the Police asked to talk to me.

I got the phone and they said they f******caught me in school with 200 gr of marijuana, which is like 150-300 Dollars. I was thinking BULLSHIT as I've never even talked to the f****** Police at school about marijuana, let alone caught for possession. I thought they probably made a mistake with my name and some other guy. They insisted it was me, saying they did catch me, and then was when I heard a little change in his voice, it got a bit squeaky and I KNEW it was some dude around my age at least f****** with me, so I turned the phone off without even thinking. I then explained that it probably was a prank call because of the guys voice, but they called like three minutes later. And still insisted on taking me to the Police station.

My dad was in doubt of the "Officer" calling so he wanted a name, he gave it to us, and I started getting really scared as they knew my address and the guy was co-operating too well for a prank caller so when we got his name and number we started driving to the station.

Worst thing is, the "Officer" said we will get some bloodsamples when we reach there. I was f*****, because it wasn't that long ago since I actually did it. I mean I knew I was f'***** up if this was real, though I still had my doubts because of the voice, but then again, I was too f****** scared to even think logically.

When we got there we talked to an officer, told him the name, he never heard of it and checked it on his database. No officer of that name. Then I knew I was in the safe zone. I knew some of my friends are probably at a party right now /It's 4 AM/ and decided to get someone to prank call me as a punishment for saying no to go the party (F*** no I'm tired and I'm supposed to wake up 7 AM for work. Seems they punishment was to wake me up earlier)

We checked the number and its the phone number of a girl. I dont know who it is but she probably has something to do with it. I'm going to check with my friends that I know have to have had something to do with this, to get more info.

All I know is I'm f****** happy it was a prank, or I would have been f*****. My dad is one f****** scary dude. I hope to God he never finds out who did it because it will only end up with one in jail and the other on the hospital. Though I dont care that much since the prank caller wasn't any of my friends, the voice was someone older than any of my friends. Probably one of those idiot drop-outs who live their life going to teenage parties to get some p***y since they cant nail anyone their own age.

Anyway, I hope some of my friends actually confess, I would like to know who did it, just for fun.

Oh, and I dont really care if you dont care, I'm bored because it's 4 AM and I can't sleep, so this was my best option. Maybe I should go read some manga or something.

See ya laters.

[roboteater]

Oh hell no. I dont have friends stupid enough to pull some sh!t like that especially at 3am. It would be a fight at school the next day. Did you really say f*** no to your dad?

[stripepanther1989]

oh my god! if somebody ever tried to pull that on me.....id hunt their a** down and pummel them so f****** much they wouldnt know their a** from their head.
I take this seriously........after all it would affect my career for the length of my lifetime!!!!!

[Mushiro]

200 grams of pot is only 300 dollars where you are? Do you by any chance live in paradise? lol


By the way, the police don't call you about that, it would be Marshalls or Sheriffs, and trust me, they'll come to you, not vise versa lol. Pwnt.

[Pineappledishwasher]

For some reason I can't type two 0's. I meant, 1500-3000 Dollars, lmao. And we only have the Police here as it's a very small town. I was thinking the same thing bro. I actually just wanted to forget about this since I was having doubts, plus he sounded like a guy around my age, and they said they caught me THURSDAY, which is a couple of days ago, if they caught me, they would bring me home with them and tell my parents. Not do it over the phone 3 AM after they caught me. I could think logically like this after I was in the safe zone. While it was happening I was still half asleep and couldn't think very well. Lmao. I want to know who did it though.

[dragonvizard]

Haha. That would be pretty scary. There is an easy solution to this. Stop doing marijuana, then you won't need to worry anymore. Just saying.

[Pineappledishwasher]

Originally Posted by dragonvizard

Haha. That would be pretty scary. There is an easy solution to this. Stop doing marijuana, then you won't need to worry anymore. Just saying.

Originally Posted by dragonvizard

Stop doing marijuana, then you won't need to worry anymore. Just saying.

Originally Posted by dragonvizard

Stop doing marijuana.

Originally Posted by dragonvizard

Stop marijuana.

[masafumi]

thats some friiggin nasty prank!!!hehe

[zangetsuBankai]

wow crazy man u lucked out O.O hopefully u take this as a sign 2 stop smokin
but then again i cant tell u wat 2 do

[Esparc]

well that would suck... but then again I probably just would've hung up anyway as soon as I heard the guy say marijuana, since I don't do that shit... and then I would've unplugged the phone as soon as he called back... even if the police did come and do a blood test on me they wouldn't even find pain pills in my blood stream, I'm as clean as can be